I think we can all agree that Christian worship is missing something. Reverence? Joy? Sincerity? Biblical content? Honor? Appropriateness?
Don’t be silly! We all know what’s missing – vegetables (and, technically, a fruit).
Now, I am leaving out the plethora of metrosexual “worship leaders” which are readily available in the majority of evangelical churches. I am talking about real vegetables and real fruit (or at least animated ones)!
Finally, we have been given what has been missing from worship for 2000 years! Vegetables singing worship songs!
Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse…